Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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