how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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