i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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