Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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