fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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