Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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