Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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