ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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