I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Screwed.edu
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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