is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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