bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
