Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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