You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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