You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
