gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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