I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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