I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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