she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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