i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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