is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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