dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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