so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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