My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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