Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
