I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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