Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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