Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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