and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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