Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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