So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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