I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
