OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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