There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
