We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
how drunk are you?
Several
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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