Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ugly people sure do ruin things
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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