You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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