If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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