i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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