This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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