so explain again why im purple
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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