if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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