I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
