seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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