You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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