Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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