We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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