The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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