Your dad touched me again.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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