He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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