If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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