i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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