you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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