Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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