Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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