even my farts smell like vagina
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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