do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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